monochromaticblack:

luvvdivine:

In fact, let me use this opportunity to address the men who are somewhere talmbout “This is why I’ont wanna get married.” I want them to remember that they don’t have assets. Yes, Kobe Bryant’s wife got half of his riches. But you don’t have half of anything to get. And like I said before, half of zero is still zero, sirs. It’s always the people who don’t have a pot to piss in, a window to throw it out of, or e’em a simple bus pass talmbout golddiggers when they don’t have the right. “Women always tryna come for what their men work for.” Sir, your net worth looks like the national deficit. You need to #OccupyASeat. Here’s one —> \__

Lol this is hilarious.